After we put out the call for “BEST WORST DRUNKEN WEDDING BEHAVIOR”, this post practically wrote itself. Sober (or comparatively sober) wedding guests, photographers, planners, and even officiants weighed in with their wedding day intoxication tales of woe. Brides, you NEED to read about these shocking shenanigans - and maybe reconsider the all-night open bar.
#10—At my BFF’s wedding a groomsmen’s GF was so drunk she preceded to give the groomsman a lap dance while in a very short dress, and she wasn’t wearing any panties! Did I mention she did this at the bride’s grandparents’ table? - Briza
#9—A drunken guest yelled “TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT” to a family member giving a toast. MID TOAST! - Jennifer
#8—I shot a bride punching her sister. They had unlimited alcohol for 1 HOUR. - Jamie
#7—My cousin’s husband came up to me with his wife a few moments before I was to walk down the aisle and said he should have married me instead of his wife. He was so drunk. Needless to say, she left him because he was an alcoholic. - Heather
#6—I saw a groom so drunk that the two dads literally dragged him down the aisle and propped him up on the altar. He just kept going down. I always wondered if they were technically married since he was not in right mind or body. - Connie
#5—I was at a wedding reception where the best man (who was very drunk) gave a very graphic description of when he slept with the bride. Luckily he passed out before the bride’s father could knock him out. - Sally
#4—I am a wedding planner, and I was going to take the elevator down to the parking lot to put the couples gifts in the car. As I went to get in the elevator, two of the guests were in there, the girl on her knees and the guy with this pants down around his ankles. I don’t think I need to tell you what they were doing. - Lauren
#3—My cousin got very drunk at a recent wedding and tried all night long to get the microphone from the DJ so he could sing “What A Wonderful World” to the bride and groom. He got so mad they weren’t letting him sing, he took a floral centerpiece off a table and threw it at one of our much younger cousins. Needless to say, I did NOT invite him to my wedding. - Jess, Shimmer + Silk
#2—The friends of the groom at my cousin’s wedding took all the disposable cameras from the tables at the reception and photographed their bare nether regions in the bathroom. Real classy. Not sure if they were drunk or sober but I hope they were drunk! - Rogue Bride
#1—One of my female ushers got drunk at a rehearsal dinner then had sex with a stranger in my wedding gazebo where I would exchange my vows in 12 hours. She followed that with a fall down the stairs and broke her ankle. - Brittany
WHOA. What do you think, brides - can everyone on your wedding guest list handle their liquor like a champ? What drunken debacles have you witnessed at a wedding that belong in the Wedding Hall of Shame? Share these cringe-worthy moments in the comment section below, or tweet us up at @BrokeAssBride and @OneWed!