Oooh Baby Baby… Ba Bridey Bridey… Push it Real Good

Posted by Bitchless Bride on June 26th, 2012

Let's talk about sex bridey. Let's talk about you and... NO! You and your future husband! How's THAT for an opening paragraph?

I've mentioned this before, and I'll say it again... not every couple has sex on their wedding night. Are you surprised? Or are you more surprised that BB knows this (check out my swamp ass post)? Either way, several of you brides-to-be are going to wait until the next morning to make your relationship "official", and that's okay! Let's have an honest conversation about some do's and don'ts of the whole consummating your wedding thing, shall we?

DON'T feel obligated to have sex on your wedding night. I know I know... But just hear me out... It's a big day. Your wedding day is probably going to be the fastest day of your life; almost euphoric. And for most of you, it is the one and only time you are going to be walking down the aisle. Not to mention that everybody you love and care about in this world is under the same roof... It's incredibly overwhelming and exciting. So, by the end of the night you might find yourself dragging, and not feeling especially sexy. My advice? Wait until the morning when you have gotten some rest, and you can really enjoy each other.

I mean, the last thing you want to do is to have sex on your wedding night JUST to have sex because you feel like you should. Right? Because sadly, I know that part of you will be hoping that it'll be over soon so you can just go to sleep.

DO buy some sexy lingerie. Get something that makes you feel radiant in ANY light. That way, if you choose to pass out after your incredibly long wedding day, and "do it" in the AM, the morning light won't make you feel self conscience. Or if you get your eighth wind of the day, and have the stamina to "do it" that night, then you can slip into something more comfortable...

DON'T get crazy. Huh? But, it's my wedding night, and I actually have the will to "get some". I know, and that's exactly why I am saying don't get crazy. You are high right now. High on endorphins, adrenaline and possibly something synthetic... So, I really wouldn't get push the whole Fifty Shades of Grey thing... In other words, nothing new brideys... Because like any crash, you don't know when you are going to come down. And falling asleep with your arms tied to the bed just isn't sexy.

DO express yourself. Ewww... Not like that. Well, whatever... be as loud as you want, but that's not what I am getting at. Even if you're not the type to express your undying love for each other in the sack, this time is different. This is when it matters the most. Trust me, your bridal sex will be even better for having uttered "I love you".

Okay. That's all I got. Be sure to email me and let me know who was a night owl and who was an early bird... Oh! And if you missed our video rant from last week, check it out here!

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