You May Now Screw the Bride

by Bitchless Bride

“I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.” Ahhhh, the words you’ve been waiting to hear all of your life. It’s the perfect moment… the sun is setting, the room is glowing, the harpist is gracefully playing her beautiful instrument, and you lean in for that first amazing kiss as husband and wife. The guests can’t help but shift in their seats with anticipation. Your husband cups your face in his hands, quickly looks into your eager eyes and leans in...

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