Thank Your Lucky Stars You’re NOT a Bridesmaid in This Wedding

Posted by Azure on October 9th, 2012

Ready to get inside the mind of, quite possibly, the baddest bridezilla to ever walk the earth? Well thanks to Gawker—and a bridesmaid pushed to the brink—now you can. Because an outrageous email sent from the bride to her bridal party has been published... and it's a doozy! And serves as a priceless warning to ladies of the engaged to think before saying I Do to becoming a bridezilla's bridesmaid.

So below, we share highlights from the email, and six warning signs that your once sweet girlfriend has morphed into a bona fide bridezilla.

WARNING SIGNS YOU'VE GOT A BRIDEZILLA ON YOUR HANDS

1- She lays out the hierarchy of command: You may have already know that my wonderful sister L— will be the Maid of Honor, she's in charge under me.

2- She continuously reminds you what an honor it is to be in her wedding: You all have a big roll in this wedding, so before we continue I'm going to be setting some ground rules and its very important you read and think about everything through before you accept this honor to be a bridesmaid; Also if you accept this honor another thing is....

3- She dictates your email activityIf you guys email anything I would also like you to put L— in the CC. Not all the bridesmaid need to be CC'd unless its coming from me or L—, if it something everyone needs to see then well do it.

4- She requires to see SIX months of your travel plansI would like everyone to send me any dates they are going away or planning to go away after February so if your going away in January I don't care. I want any dates from February to the day of our wedding in August, that way we know not to plan something when your away.

5- She makes it clear that your money issues are not her concern: Also if money is tight and you cant afford to contribute to say the bachelorette party or wont be able to afford a dress etc then L— and Myself don't have time to deal with that, I'm sorry. 

6- Rapid response required on all emails from the bride: If you accept this honor another thing is that you need to be available, I'm not going to harass you with wedding stuff every hour of everyday but if its something important and it takes you a week even 2-3 days to get back to me seeeee ya!

Seeeeeee ya!?!? I almost fell off my chair after reading this! Oh, and it gets better... I don't have time to wait around for responses, everyone has their phone on them, it shouldn't take you more than a day to get back to me, even if your out of the country, check your email!

I mean, seriously? Would you EVER sign on the dotted line to be part of this bride's special day? I'd be running for the hills! You can read the full email (try to ignore the bad grammar) in all its ridiculousness here, but we want to hear your thoughts on the snippets above.

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